Santa Singh was praying to God sitting on a raod side
Banta Singh - "Santa, Why are you praying to god"
Santa Singh - "I have lost my Donkey"
Banta Singh, a little surprised - "Your donkey is missing what are you thanking God for?"
Santa Singh - "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."