Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions. Following is the transcript
Interviewer - Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications and credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites.
Santa Singh : Yes Sir.
Interviewer started asking questions.
Interviewer - Above
Santa Singh - Below
Interviewer - Front
Santa Singh: Back
Interviewer: Left
Santa Singh: Right
Interviewer: Male
Santa Singh: Female
Interviewer: Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
Santa Singh: Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
Interviewer: Ugly...U-G-L-Y (Officer spells it)
Santa Singh: Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y (Our Sardar also spells it)
Interviewer: U.....G.....L ......Y.....(Officer shouts)
Santa Singh: P ..... I..... C ..... H ....... H ......L .....Y......(Our Sardar also shouts)
Interviewer is now angry.
Interviewer: Get out
Santa Singh: Come in.
Interviewer: Quiet please.
Santa Singh: Talk please.
Interviewer: You are rejected.
Santa Singh: I am selected . and this is how Santa Singh got his job.