the Titanic is going to be drowned....Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying toGod... Just then a Italian asks the nearby Santa Singh in the ship.

Italian : How far is land, from here ?

Santa Singh : Two miles ..

Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.

The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask something again.

Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?

Santa Singh : Downwards ...