A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having
trouble with one of her students studying at YPS
Patiala. The teacher asked, "Singh Jr. what is your
problem?" Singh Jr. answered, "I'm too smart for the
first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm
smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took
Singh Jr. to the principal's office. While Singh Jr.
waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
the principal what the situation was. The principal
told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Singh
Jr. was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Singh Jr.: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Singh Jr.: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal
thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks
at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Singh Jr. can go
to the third-grade." Ms Neelam says to the
principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The
principal and Singh Jr. both agree.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of? "
Singh Jr., after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"
Singh Jr.: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Singh Jr.: "Pants"
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid?
Singh Jr.: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide
and before he could stop the answer, Singh Jr. was
taking charge.
Singh Jr.: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The
principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer...
Singh Jr.: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Singh Jr.: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me
down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Singh Jr.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and
took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Singh Jr.: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I
drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Singh Jr.: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I
come with a quiver.
Singh Jr.: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Singh Jr.: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to
the teacher, "Send Singh Jr. to Delhi University, I
got the last ten questions wrong myself!"