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Santa Banta Te Preeto
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Preeto - Just on Time

Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Banta comes in and asks Santa, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Santa: Some things you just can`t... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on December 11, 2008 11:35:52 AM

Helping Hand

Santa was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on December 09, 2008 8:19:21 AM

Santa Banta in London

Santa went to Banta s house and said, "Oye Banteya, lets go to London" Banta replied "Yes Santa, par mainu English nahin aandi" Santa assures Banta that his English skills are better than average,... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 29, 2008 7:32:07 PM

FAT

Banta went to a grocery store while in America, collected the grocery and came to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the items. Banta asked, "Where is the fat ?"... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 22, 2008 2:26:52 PM

There is Always a Doubt

Santa is talking to Banta about married life. "You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there's always that doubt." Banta says , "Yeah, I... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 22, 2008 2:25:16 PM

Banta Joined MNC

Banta joined a big MNC as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,"You Rascal! Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you`ve... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 22, 2008 2:22:03 PM

Singh Jr

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam ( Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students studying at YPS Patiala.  The teacher asked, "Singh Jr. what is your problem?" Singh Jr. answered, "I'm too... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 22, 2008 2:03:58 PM

Choice we have

Santa Singh was seated next to an elderly priest on an airplane. Having a minor technical problem at the gate and the flight being delayed, the Captain apologized and announced that the airline... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 20, 2008 10:53:52 PM

Ugliest Women

Santa and Preeto were driving from Delhi to Hoshiarpur. While Preeto was behind the wheel, they were pulled over by the highway patrol. "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" the cop said. Preeto... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 15, 2008 7:46:18 PM

Ramayan

Ramayan vee kayee languages vich likhi gayee haa per shayad kissey veer ne Punjabi vich nahi likhi honi . Appan heggey na yaaro aa lawo punjabi version: Scene hegga jaddon Raam da msg le ke Angad... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on November 12, 2008 9:56:50 PM
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