Santa is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. Banta comes in and asks Santa, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.

Banta: So what happened that is so horrible?

Santa: Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my buffallo milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over
Banta: That`s not so bad, what`s the big deal?

Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.

Banta: So then what happened.

Santa: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over.

Banta: Again?

Santa: Something`s yoy just can`t explain.

Banta: So, what did you do then?

Santa: I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right.

Banta: So then what did you do?

Santa: I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid buffalo knocks over the bucket with her tail.

Banta: Wow you must have been pretty upset!

Santa: Some things you just can`t explain.

Banta: So then what did you do.

Santa: Well I didn`t have any more rope, so I took off the nara (cord) of my pyajama and tied her tail to a tree's hanging branch. In that moment, my pyajama fell down and my wife, Preeto, walked in.