Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.
Doctor - "Santa, what happened to your ears"
Santa - " I was ironing a shirt and the phone
rang, but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear."
Doctor - "Oh Dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But...what happened to your other ear?"
Santa - "The scoundrel called back."