Banta and his friend are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, Banta`s friend falls right in front of him, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. In fact, he
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Efficiency expert, Banta , concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my wife`s routine at breakfast for years," Banta explained
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Banta came into the bar, with a big scowl on his face, and ordered a drink. The bartender says, "You look a mite angry. What`s wrong?" Banta says, "Well, I was in bed with this gal, and we heard her husband coming in, so I jumped out the window and
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Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weeke
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Banta was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he`d been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric d
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