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Santa Banta Te Preeto
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Speeding Banta

Banta is pulled over by the same motorcycle cop who caught him earlier last month for not stopping at lights and beat him up. So Banta decides to go for a revenge this time. Banta: Is there a... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on March 18, 2009 5:09:17 PM

Excellent Sales Record

Santa Singh was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn`t long before Captain Banta Singh noticed... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on March 05, 2009 8:55:54 AM

Group Insurance Policy

Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don`t need any one," they replied. "You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing." "We have two prospects that... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on March 04, 2009 7:12:24 PM

Making Sure

Banta and his friend are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, Banta`s friend falls right in front of him, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. He doesn`t seem to be breathing,... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on February 21, 2009 11:38:32 AM

Efficiency

Efficiency expert, Banta , concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on February 21, 2009 11:28:05 AM

Great Escape

Banta came into the bar, with a big scowl on his face, and ordered a drink. The bartender says, "You look a mite angry. What`s wrong?" Banta says, "Well, I was in bed with this gal, and we heard... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on February 08, 2009 10:08:06 AM

Evils of Drugs

Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on January 27, 2009 7:52:27 PM

Message to Boxer

Banta was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he`d been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on January 27, 2009 7:48:41 PM

How Much you want to pay

Banta and Preeto decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Mumbai. When they entered the hotel and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on January 21, 2009 11:32:43 PM

No Chance

Santa went on a vacation to the Middle East with most of his family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalem, Santa`s mother-in-law died. With the... ...(read more)

Posted by Preeto Kaur in Santa Banta Te Preeto on January 04, 2009 8:58:40 PM
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