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Santa Sing, the project leader writes a letter to HR on performance of Banta Singh, one of his team members Attention: Human Resources Banta Singh, my assistant programmer, can always be found hard... (read more)

Banta is pulled over by the same motorcycle cop who caught him earlier last month for not stopping at lights and beat him up. So Banta decides to go for a revenge this time. Banta: Is there a... (read more)

Santa Singh was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn`t long before Captain Banta Singh noticed... (read more)

Banta walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don`t need any one," they replied. "You can`t afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime any thing." "We have two prospects that... (read more)

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw Santa and Banta eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why... (read more)

Banta and his friend are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, Banta`s friend falls right in front of him, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. He doesn`t seem to be breathing,... (read more)

Efficiency expert, Banta , concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You need to be careful about trying these techniques at home. " "Why?" asked somebody from the audience. "I watched my... (read more)

Banta came into the bar, with a big scowl on his face, and ordered a drink. The bartender says, "You look a mite angry. What`s wrong?" Banta says, "Well, I was in bed with this gal, and we heard... (read more)

Banta and one of his friends were picked up by the cops for using drugs and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice men, and I’d like to give you a second chance... (read more)

Banta was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he`d been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived... (read more)